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Today, I went to Hollister with my grandmother. She immediately started yelling about the music being too loud, and ordered the staff to "shut the damn thing off". She was yelling at a bunch of mannequins. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17898) - you deserved it (3555)

On 12/01/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by time to put you down, gran (woman) - United States

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Your username, WTF

#2 - On 12/01/2012 at 7:00pm by BAMF223

See in context

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It is pretty dark in there...

#1 - On 12/01/2012 at 7:00pm by bendereine

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