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I think tit was kind of rude of her grandma to say that. But now op knows it's probably not the breast idea to shop with her again.

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Not to be insensitive or anything but she practically offered to buy you breast implants, are you really going to turn that down? Because as far as I've heard that's like a 10k surgery

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Couldnt she get the dress taken in. I mean if the rest of it fits perfectly it shouldnt take much to alter.

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26, I think you're right. Reading comment 2 in the voice of a disgruntled cpl Klinger (M.A.S.H) makes it much funnier.

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Oh my god I feel like I am dating 51 and I am having to sit through another overly explained shopping trip. I think i zoned out for a while and stared at her chest.

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54, I would never tell my boyfriend that. That would probably torture him. I'm just saying that because I sort of understand her predicament in the sense that it's hard finding the exact form-fitting dresses. I didn't mean to go overboard on the describing. Sorry for doing that.

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No worries 59. Sometimes a little mystery is the spice of life, besides,,, everyone knows even the nicest dress looks best on the floor.

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I have the opposite problem. :( Dresses fit my body but are too small for my boobs. Even trying larger sizes doesn't work. Sigh. First world problems right?

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You want me to send you a picture of my boobs as proof? Not everything's about you, you know. I wasn't even replying to you. I was replying to the person who started this comment thread. I wasn't bragging or anything. I was saying that I have the opposite problem and it IS a first world problem. People who don't have the luxury of going to a store to get new clothes would NOT complain about their boobs being too big or too small for clothes. I could mock you if I really wanted to, but I'm not a

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Also forever 21 does not carry sizes big enough for my boobs to fit in that also fit the rest of my body. If I want their clothes to fit my boobs I have to get an XL and sometimes an XXL but then the rest is too big for me. NOW I'm talking to you by the way.

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I hate when I try on a dress, and get funny looks from the people around me. It makes me feel like a piece of meat. Maybe I should do fewer modeling jobs at Victoria's Secret. But their teddies make my legs look so good.

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#88, after reading your comments, I feel like I lost so many brain cells that I will never get back.

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I support this. Females around the world listen up! No more clothing purchases. Live life naked.

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I hate socks! First thing that comes off when I get home... Well it's a toss up between the bra and the socks, although generally I just take off all my clothes the second I get home and put on some pj's.

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#16 There are 12 year olds with bigger breasts than some 30 year old women, but 12 year olds may stuff, older women may wear chicken cutlets instead ... really there is no difference

Part of growing up is learning how to dress your body. Don't let a dress or anyone make you feel like you need to change. I had a lot of issues because my butt was always super big even when I was skinny, and they still made fun of me. Dresswear doesn't define us :-)

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I had the same problem. Like I went to Macy's, I tried finding a dress. I found a few dresses that fit my bodice perfectly. But unfortunately, it wouldn't zip up at my chest! I was like "Huh. Maybe, it's just the dress? I mean different companies have different types of sizes, even though the number is your actual dress size." So I tried other dresses, same deal -_-. I tried even a size 13 in juniors (largest size they had!) but it still didn't zip up! My mom was Like "Be glad t

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Gah! Idk why I found it necessary to post the same comment twice. Wasn't thinking straight :( So sorry. I accept the down votes.

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63, I understand. But I really didn't mean to say that in a tone where I come off as being this bitch that takes pride in having and parades a large chest around. It really does suck, just like the comment that im responding on right now. I Do write a lot in my comments on here. I didn't mean to get carried away. Sure, I'll probably get downvoted AGAIN but I just want people to understand. I'm not a bitchy or mean-spirited person that takes pride in saying things because I'm bettwr than you. I'm

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Well all your comments are paragraphs. It's easy enough to say "Sorry" rather than a novel about boobies and apologies and what not.

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@80 You're digging your own grave here. People downvoted your post on the internet, suck it up-- it's not the end of the world. Nobody thinks you're a bitch or that you're vain, your mile-long comments are just irritating at this point. The more you whine about it, the more you're going to get downvoted. Give it up and accept defeat gracefully.

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Not trying to brag? You've taken time out of your life to write a short story about your seemingly interesting boobs. Get a life.

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Haha, guys take a deep breath, I know boobs are important, but is the argument really necessary. She has big tits that are hard to properly conceal in a dress.

Your gramma is a pretty cool lady. You should've said something along the lines of your grandma having saggy boobs. Payback.

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