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Today, I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his information, but instead stood there saying, "Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19853) - you deserved it (1209)

On 11/24/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by Read The Fine Print - United States (California)

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"Like a normal person; call the fucking cops"

#2 - On 11/24/2012 at 5:45am by RougeRamirez

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With a giant stuffed panda bear!

#1 - On 11/24/2012 at 5:44am by keven501

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