Today, I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his information, but instead stood there saying, "Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there." FML
I agree, your life sucks (28351) - you deserved it (2025)
On 11/24/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by Read The Fine Print - United States (California)
whatever's life also sucksToday, my long distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be expecting the…
Whipped Cream also deserved itToday, I took a picture of myself wearing a whipped cream bra with cherry nipples,…
"Like a normal person; call the fucking cops"
#2 - On 11/24/2012 at 5:45am by RougeRamirez
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+299 | 8
With a giant stuffed panda bear!
#1 - On 11/24/2012 at 5:44am by keven501
+239 | 12
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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