By Read The Fine Print - 24/11/2012 05:55 - United States - Sylmar

Today, I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his information, but instead stood there saying, "Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there." FML
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RougeRamirez 8

"Like a normal person; call the ******* cops"

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keven501 12

With a giant stuffed panda bear!

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Did you get his license plate at least?

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Sandman366 6

If he expected that to work, PLEASE tell me you ran him over.

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YakuzaxGeneralz 9

You should have said "with a tire iron!" and bashed his windshield in.

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BlueFlatts 20

I hope you grabbed his license plate number while he stood there acting like an idiot.

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AlexRen 21

While he was singing that, I would have start taking pictures of his license plate, the wreckage also of him.

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CeltyStark 3

That is hilarious

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sweetmama88 6

I was just wonder did anyone show up ? Hopefully the cops showed up.

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mizteri 1

Called. License plate. Get it. Call cops. Yup get info.

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