Transportation: Today, I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his...

By Read The Fine Print - 24/11/2012 05:55 - United States - Sylmar

Today, I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his information, but instead stood there saying, "Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there." FML

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By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

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By T-Shain - 31/05/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I rear-ended a car. While we were waiting for the police, we made small talk, at which point I learned that he was an attorney. FML

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You deserved it 8 534

By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 03:05 - United States

Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML

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You deserved it 2 187

By Anonymous - 17/11/2011 02:24 - United States

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

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You deserved it 8 768

By Anonymous - 15/05/2010 19:41 - United States

Today, I stopped at a yellow light. The guy behind me did not. He had no insurance. FML

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You deserved it 6 934

By Mark - 09/09/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML

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You deserved it 2 190

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2016 03:40 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was driving home when a guy crashes into me from behind. I get out of my car and tell him that I'm going to call the cops. He then asks me if we can move to a corner because we're blocking the way, so then get back in to move. I look in the mirror to see him driving off. FML

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You deserved it 4 693

By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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You deserved it 197

By hendrixisgod86 - 15/05/2015 18:48 - United States - Crestview

Today, some genius shot through a red light, hitting my car and nearly killing me. When I went to ask if he was okay, the first words out of his mouth were, "I hope you have insurance". FML

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You deserved it 2 142

By Anon - 09/02/2016 12:39 - United States - Toledo

Today, I got into a car accident. The other driver was going so fast that when we hit, our cars positioned themselves to make it look like it was all my fault. He keeps blaming me for everything and the position of the cars doesn't help. FML

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RougeRamirez 8

Saturday 24 November 2012 11:45

"Like a normal person; call the ******* cops"

keven501 12

Saturday 24 November 2012 11:44

With a giant stuffed panda bear!

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The_F3rris 11

Saturday 24 November 2012 14:41

Im guessing a statefarm agent didnt pop up.

JustMery 9

Saturday 24 November 2012 14:58

Hi this is Jake. From State Farm.

mzcherrybaby 2

Saturday 24 November 2012 16:35

Jake from state farm what are you wearing?

JustMery 9

Saturday 24 November 2012 16:46

Khakis..

SarcasticUnicorn 9

Saturday 24 November 2012 17:16

She sounds hideous.

ShyAnn29 14

Saturday 24 November 2012 19:16

She's a guy, so...

tsent8 15

Saturday 24 November 2012 19:26

*end of commercial*

FlyingPie 17

Saturday 24 November 2012 15:48

I'd be a wreck if someone did that. I'd ensure thet he eventually does more than that.

perdix 29

Saturday 24 November 2012 15:56

I guess he forgot the lyrics to that classic song, "I'm a ******* Uninsured Motorist!" Huge hit from the 80's!

Schiffy 18

Saturday 24 November 2012 16:03

Bet he has Geico.......

mzcherrybaby 2

Saturday 24 November 2012 16:32

Can I get a hot tub

poindexter25 5

Saturday 24 November 2012 17:12

That's not bad, that's just awesome if I ever had the chance to do that I would

Michaelsmith1502 4

Saturday 24 November 2012 17:56

Lol awesome

yeti37 16

Saturday 24 November 2012 18:04

today's haiku: State Farm or Geiko Elephant or Progressive Duct tape is cheaper

BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Sunday 25 November 2012 2:12

Um..... What?

poindexter25 5

Sunday 25 November 2012 5:00

Duct tape for the car yo

tsent8 15

Saturday 24 November 2012 19:28

The Good hands of farmers who like a good neighbor are always there.

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