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Today, on the first cold night of autumn, I realized I need a girlfriend because the only way I can stay warm is if I spoon with my dog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16665) - you deserved it (4393)

On 10/22/2012 at 3:31am - misc - by sadguyme (man) - United States (California)

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or a heater

#1 - On 10/22/2012 at 10:07am by satanic

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Is it really that cold in California or are you just looking for an excuse to spoon your dog?

#3 - On 10/22/2012 at 10:09am by infamous1212

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