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Today, my dad saw on TV that in some parts of Africa, it's not uncommon for people to attach make-shift flamethrowers to their cars to defend against carjackers. He's now lost his mind and is forcing me to help him put one together to scare off Jehovah's Witnesses. FML
Burning Jehovah's witnesses is a noble cause. Help him.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 5 October 2015