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Today, my dad saw on TV that in some parts of Africa, it's not uncommon for people to attach make-shift flamethrowers to their cars to defend against carjackers. He's now lost his mind and is forcing me to help him put one together to scare off Jehovah's Witnesses. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17662) - you deserved it (1993)

On 10/19/2012 at 5:39pm - misc - by Watchtower? More like fortress. (man) - Norway (Oslo)

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Burning Jehovah's witnesses is a noble cause. Help him.

#1 - On 10/19/2012 at 11:05pm by max_wilder

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Dad: I'll show YOU hell, muffakas.

#3 - On 10/19/2012 at 11:06pm by NoorFML

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