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Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to play Twister. Her parents watched us the whole time, making sure we didn't touch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17474) - you deserved it (1446)

On 10/03/2012 at 6:03pm - misc - by its just twister (man) - United States (California)

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Twister requires you to get tangled up together...whether they like it or not you're gonna end up touching each other.

#2 - On 10/04/2012 at 2:33am by HelplessSerenade

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It's not just twister, mister. Don't you know? Twister is the gateway drug to a lifetime of reckless sexual abandon. You may even be be the product of a game of sexy twister! Evil board games, corrupting our youths. What is the world coming to?!

#6 - On 10/04/2012 at 2:33am by PrincessPesa

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