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Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML

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On 10/03/2012 at 9:47am - misc - by lonerboner (woman) - United States

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Why would you go on a date with him if you didn't want things to go further? If you weren't feeling it you should have just said so.

#4 - On 10/03/2012 at 12:57pm by nicnac865

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Overreaction by him.... Dodged a bullet there op.

#1 - On 10/03/2012 at 12:56pm by dhall30

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