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Today... I want on a data to tha movias with this guy I kinda lika. Whan ha was driving ma homa... ha askd ma to ba his girlfriand; I said I couldn’t cuz it was raally bad timing. Ha kickd ma out of tha car... calld ma an asshola... an mada ma walk homa. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14811) - you deserved it (32802)

On 10/03/2012 at 9:47am - misc - by lonerboner (woman) - United States

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Why would you go on a date with him if you didn't want things to go further? If you weren't feeling it you should have just said so.

#4 - On 10/03/2012 at 12:57pm by nicnac865

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Overreaction by him.... Dodged a bullet there op.

#1 - On 10/03/2012 at 12:56pm by dhall30

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