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Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML


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On 09/15/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by FullMonty (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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Why don't you people lock your door when other people are home?! YDI.

#1 - On 09/16/2012 at 5:07am by MyPetNinja

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Best solution is to never shower. Then this would never happen. Or maybe you should invest in doors!

#5 - On 09/16/2012 at 5:16am by alcoholmage

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