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Sorry, but you're wrong. She was using the Force to get you to come in and bring her the toilet paper, and it worked. Watch your back.

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The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural.

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No, #7 you just saw how the world would've been if you created the finglonger on the what-if machine... =P

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Listen up you whipper snapper! In fact I was watching myself on how the world would be If I didn't invent the finglonger!

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We were both wrong old man, where's a memory ray when you need one? You used the what-if machine to see what it would've been like if you had invented it, but then invented it later on.

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Sorry, but you're wrong. She was using the Force to get you to come in and bring her the toilet paper, and it worked. Watch your back.

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The "watch your back" in my comment is strangely appropriate here. I pulled that knife out of a patient's back. His brother had put it there.

She chose the wrong sci-fi franchise -- she should have gone with Star Trek. They're the ones to show you how to wipe out Klingons.

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There are multiple FML's on here about Trekkies and sex mishaps so she might want to stick with Star Wars for now.

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Then they go to platform nine and three- Ohhhhh you're not talking about the letter!!! Nm Then they enjoy more leisurely bathroom breaks

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