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Today, my wife knows tattoos are a huge turnoff for me. She decided the best way to change my mind about them would be to get one. Across her neck. Of our dog's name. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28652) - you deserved it (3092)

On 09/13/2012 at 2:43am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

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No more doggy style for you then

#1 - On 09/13/2012 at 10:05am by SLKBlack96

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Sounds ruff

#2 - On 09/13/2012 at 10:05am by JoeRogansBEARD

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