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Today, I was at a family dinner, which had gone into meltdown after my aunt said something sarcastic about my mother's drinking. I went out for some fresh air and stumbled about in the dark, unaware of the fact that a pool was being dug. I fell into the huge hole and lost a shoe. FML


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On 09/11/2012 at 2:47am - misc - by NotDrunk (man) - United States (California)

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I think this should be an illustrated FML. The mental picture I got from this was great.

#3 - On 09/11/2012 at 10:01am by Hiimhaileypotter

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Well that wasn't poolite!

#1 - On 09/11/2012 at 10:00am by greenie213

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