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Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and tearing my purse apart because I couldn't find my keys. I then found them. They were in the ignition, and the car was running. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6588) - you deserved it (26321)

On 09/10/2012 at 10:04pm - misc - by mrs14 - United States

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I did the exact opposite today. I was really confused that I couldn't make my truck go forward, until I realised I'd put my keys down in the back seat when I put my dog there.

I swear the little bugger was laughing at me.

#3 - On 09/11/2012 at 3:12am by Grimmerie

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Someone had a busy day. It happens to me all the time. Mom brain makes me forget everything.

#2 - On 09/11/2012 at 3:10am by klovely22

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