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Today, I moved into college and met my new roommate. Not fifteen minutes later, she had told me about the fungus on her feet, and what happens when she forgets to take her anti-psychotic medication, all while picking at her nose and eating the spoils. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27476) - you deserved it (1708)

On 09/04/2012 at 1:14pm - misc - by Becoming a commuter. (woman) - United States (New York)

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You should probably try to get a new roommate haha

#1 - On 09/04/2012 at 3:53pm by AKiDNamedJoHn

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When will I learn to not eat while reading FMLs?

#7 - On 09/04/2012 at 3:54pm by Danny0522

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