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Today, I went out clubbing with a few friends. A cute guy pointed at me from the bar and motioned for me to come over. I was excited and did just that. Turns out he just wanted to ask me if I'd thought about seeing a doctor for my jaundice. No, I just overdid my spray tan. FML
I predict a large number of comments about Snooki.
If you used any spray tan at all, you used too much.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Tuesday 3 March 2015