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Today, I went out clubbing with a few friends. A cute guy pointed at me from the bar and motioned for me to come over. I was excited and did just that. Turns out he just wanted to ask me if I'd thought about seeing a doctor for my jaundice. No, I just overdid my spray tan. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3752) - you deserved it (18727)

On 09/03/2012 at 1:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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I predict a large number of comments about Snooki.

Commence.

#1 - On 09/03/2012 at 8:55pm by Schitzomaniac

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If you used any spray tan at all, you used too much.

#6 - On 09/03/2012 at 8:59pm by DocBastard

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