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Today, I went out clubbing with a few friends. A cute guy pointed at me from the bar and motioned for me to come over. I was excited and did just that. Turns out he just wanted to ask me if I'd thought about seeing a doctor for my jaundice. No, I just overdid my spray tan. FML
I predict a large number of comments about Snooki.
If you used any spray tan at all, you used too much.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 30 January 2015