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Today, I had to force myself to take a dump at school, even though I have severe restroom anxiety and shyness. I had finally relaxed enough to go when the tornado drills went off mid-dump, and 46 students and teachers packed into the bathroom with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27846) - you deserved it (1903)

On 08/30/2012 at 1:55am - misc - by DamnTornadoAlley - United States (Texas)

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As the fables of old say:

That's a pretty shitty situation.

#2 - On 08/30/2012 at 6:00am by spaerro

See in context

+285 | 8

Look on the bright side, you were the first one to safety :-)

#4 - On 08/30/2012 at 6:01am by msCherry973

See in context

+194 | 2

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