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Today, I wore an expensive vintage blazer which I'd purchased at a market in Paris. Turns out my colleague has the exact same one, only hers is from a clearance rack at Target. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13256) - you deserved it (5658)

On 08/27/2012 at 8:10pm - misc - by arh (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Man I hate coincidences...

#2 - On 08/28/2012 at 3:26am by cjack188

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C'est la vie.

#5 - On 08/28/2012 at 3:27am by syki

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