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Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about being super heroes. He said I could be "The Period" because I'm a bitch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18632) - you deserved it (8156)

On 08/25/2012 at 8:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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And he could be the Amazing Single Asshole. His superpower is making stupid statements and getting dumped SUPER fast!

#3 - On 08/25/2012 at 10:27am by DocBastard

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Will your costume be a huge tampon or pad?

#7 - On 08/25/2012 at 10:32am by NoorFML

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