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Today, I was walking up some stairs and heard a noise as if someone was following me. The faster I went, the louder the noise got. I was too scared to realize that it was just my thighs causing my jeans to chafe. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14983) - you deserved it (9294)

On 08/12/2012 at 12:34am - misc - by FlorenceD - United States (Texas)

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It could have been the Slenderman.

#2 - On 08/12/2012 at 6:27am by SammySteel

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There seems to be some friction in your life...

#7 - On 08/12/2012 at 6:33am by alexh15

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