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Today, some guy asked me if he could borrow my lighter. I said "of course," reached into my handbag, and gave him the lighter. He stared at me for a few seconds until I realised I'd given him a tampax. FML

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On 08/09/2012 at 2:10pm - misc - by mary - United Kingdom

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I bet that lighter is a bit agitating in your vag OP

#3 - On 08/09/2012 at 5:07pm by whirlednews

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How did you manage to confuse your tampax for a lighter?

#2 - On 08/09/2012 at 5:07pm by zoPwNAgEzo

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