Today, my dog farted so loud in his sleep that he scared himself and woke up barking. This afternoon I achieved the same feat. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20295) - you deserved it (3463)
On 08/09/2012 at 10:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing,…
Anonymous also deserved itToday, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it…
You woke up barking?
#1 - On 08/09/2012 at 12:51pm by saintsrocksocks
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You woke up ba-
Fuck you guys.
#13 - On 08/09/2012 at 12:56pm by Schitzomaniac
+177 | 22
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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