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Today, my dog farted so loud in his sleep that he scared himself and woke up barking. This afternoon I achieved the same feat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20295) - you deserved it (3463)

On 08/09/2012 at 10:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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You woke up barking?

#1 - On 08/09/2012 at 12:51pm by saintsrocksocks

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You woke up ba-

Fuck you guys.

#13 - On 08/09/2012 at 12:56pm by Schitzomaniac

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