Animals, Dogs and Farts: Alarm

Alarm

By Anonymous - 09/08/2012 14:26 - United States

Today, my dog farted so loud in his sleep that he scared himself and woke up barking. This afternoon I achieved the same feat. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2018 18:36 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I farted so loudly in my sleep that it woke myself, my husband, and our cat. The cat let me know he was startled by clawing and biting the perceived threat, my bum. FML

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By Wowsers. - 30/01/2010 08:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

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By anonomys - 05/09/2011 19:19 - Canada

Today, my husband compared me to his parents' dog. Why? Because when I sleep, I fart and scare myself awake. Just like his parents' dog. FML

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By Swabidizop - 18/05/2015 20:40 - United States - Greeley

Today, I had the most rancid fart. My dog woke up from his nap and bit me as punishment. FML

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By pootie - 11/12/2013 13:14 - United States - Miami

Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2019 12:00

Today, I woke myself up by farting in my sleep, only to realize that the guy I'd brought home from the bar was still next to me. He was awake. FML

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By embarassed - 21/04/2011 03:24 - United States

Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML

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By irulan - 14/01/2020 03:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I farted so loudly in bed and I woke up my husband. Startled, he thought that someone was entered in our room and fired a shot. FML

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By pisspantsjob - 31/07/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, at work, I fell asleep. This is how I discovered that when I'm sleeping, and am scared awake by my boss with an air horn, I yelp louder than a terrier and piss my pants. FML

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You deserved it 49 299

By nullpointer - 03/08/2016 04:38 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I farted so loud that my cat thought that I was growling at him, and bit me in self-defense. FML

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Thursday 9 August 2012 18:51

You woke up barking?

Schizomaniac 24

Thursday 9 August 2012 18:56

You woke up ba- **** you guys.

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Friday 10 August 2012 5:15

ironic...it looks like your part dog...chase a squirrel yet?

jcmjr 4

Friday 10 August 2012 5:21

Omg thank u I almost laughed farting!!!!

laurapiggy 3

Friday 10 August 2012 5:44

Love it! Is there anything funnier than farts?? I made up my own major in college in: "fartology".

toesinthesand 6

Friday 10 August 2012 6:05

LOOOOOOOOL omg thats hilarious

nvidioso 0

Friday 10 August 2012 6:26

congratulations that's one of the list.

Shadow47_ 0

Friday 10 August 2012 7:11

Lmao!

Linkerdoodles 15

Friday 10 August 2012 8:09

64- Your bio makes me want to kill myself...

fishface517 10

Friday 10 August 2012 12:02

Aww you two have a connection Xd

kelly352 0

Friday 10 August 2012 20:34

Thats ok sometimes I bark in my sleep too

SfdIx 3

Friday 10 August 2012 21:11

How, in anyway, is this a fail. This is a 100% win. A fart that wakes you up? I'm jealous.

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