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Today, I found one of my mom's old diaries that dated back to my infant days. I couldn't help but read a little. I'm now in great concern over how many times my mom wrote that she wanted to dunk me in the toilet or throw me against a wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16611) - you deserved it (2312)

On 08/09/2012 at 12:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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That's true motherly love

#1 - On 08/09/2012 at 6:06am by MandyMeow

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I'm sure you'll understand one day, not that every mother wants to use violence, but how stressful having a child can be. Maybe your mother went through post natal depression but wasn't diagnosed, it happens. Just let it slide, I'm sure she's happy now. She might not want to remember the feelings she had. :)

#5 - On 08/09/2012 at 6:10am by emilyjgraham

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