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Today, as I sat down in the plane, I realized that for the next seven hours I would be sitting next to a priest who refused to stop praying aloud, and an old man who wanted to tell me the story of how the toothpick came to be. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21820) - you deserved it (1937)

On 08/02/2012 at 12:30pm - misc - by skrillexblewme - United States

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Maybe you'll learn something new about toothpicks. I have no idea about their story and I would like to know.

#1 - On 08/02/2012 at 5:04pm by Bonzer

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I hope you brought headphones!

#3 - On 08/02/2012 at 5:04pm by LappDance

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