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Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20584) - you deserved it (2764)

On 07/27/2012 at 1:46pm - misc - by booo - United States (Nevada)

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This is one of the best times for a little makeup.

#1 - On 07/27/2012 at 4:51pm by Rebi3144

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Pencil it in. Better yet, get rid of the other one.

#2 - On 07/27/2012 at 4:52pm by princehooliganz

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