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Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8862) - you deserved it (31275)

On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

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You ate BOB!!!

#3 - On 07/19/2012 at 5:08pm by Enslaved

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Good luck pooping that out.

#10 - On 07/19/2012 at 5:09pm by kut17

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