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Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML


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On 07/15/2012 at 10:42am - misc - by Taylor - United States (New York)

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Get a Schick Quattro for women. Disposable razors are garbage.

#1 - On 07/15/2012 at 1:13pm by lisey517

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You must buy cheap razors. I've gone a whole winter without shaving my legs and it only took a little more time than usual. Try shaving cream and a razor that costs more than 99 cents for a four-pack.

#4 - On 07/15/2012 at 1:14pm by twisted_cherub

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