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Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27661) - you deserved it (3000)

On 07/08/2012 at 7:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

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Snot the end of the world.

#10 - On 07/08/2012 at 10:26am by DocBastard

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He's a keeper. I wonder how he realised he likes the taste.

#1 - On 07/08/2012 at 10:20am by TKmax

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