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Today, I sneezed my jaw out of socket. Yes, this is possible. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22616) - you deserved it (1279)

On 07/06/2012 at 11:03am - misc - by hotpatata - United States

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At least your eye didn't pop out

#3 - On 07/06/2012 at 12:53pm by terrible_things

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Bless you!

#9 - On 07/06/2012 at 12:55pm by DKjazz

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