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Today, I let my daughter bake a cake for her brother's fifth birthday party. She showed up later with a cake in the shape of a cock and balls. Apparently it's okay, though, because "I frosted it to look like a rocket, hehehe!" I can't believe my balls spawned this moron. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15834) - you deserved it (4462)

On 06/29/2012 at 5:39pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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You raised her... Don't blame your balls.

#9 - On 06/29/2012 at 8:45pm by Skittles_Rawr

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That's going in your son's suppressed memory

#1 - On 06/29/2012 at 8:38pm by lakerfan8224

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