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Today, I let my daughter bake a cake for her brother's fifth birthday party. She showed up later with a cake in the shape of a cock and balls. Apparently it's okay, though, because "I frosted it to look like a rocket, hehehe!" I can't believe my balls spawned this moron. FML
That's going in your son's suppressed memory
You raised her... Don't blame your balls.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Thursday 23 April 2015