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Maybe you're not ready to drive nice cars?
Jesus Chrysler, how could you not have Dodged the mailbox? Your brother is probably going to get all Benz out of shape and have a Mini heart attack unless you can afFord the hundreds of Buicks for the repairs. If not, he may take you to court and Subaru, and then you'll really be Saabing. Regardless, you're definitely going to be driving your Olds beat-up car now rather than his gAudi one.
Oh Jeepers, it's getting late. I have to go. Tata!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Thursday 10 April 2014