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Today, I was finally able to drive my brother's nice car instead of my clunker, because he left for college. First thing I do? Back into the neighbors' mailbox while exiting the driveway. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4846) - you deserved it (26771)

On 06/27/2012 at 12:20am - misc - by GirlOnTheFly (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Maybe you're not ready to drive nice cars?

#1 - On 06/27/2012 at 8:19am by juststoptalking

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Jesus Chrysler, how could you not have Dodged the mailbox? Your brother is probably going to get all Benz out of shape and have a Mini heart attack unless you can afFord the hundreds of Buicks for the repairs. If not, he may take you to court and Subaru, and then you'll really be Saabing. Regardless, you're definitely going to be driving your Olds beat-up car now rather than his gAudi one.

Oh Jeepers, it's getting late. I have to go. Tata!

#20 - On 06/27/2012 at 8:54am by DocBastard

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