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Today, in a drunken, depressed state I thought I heard my deceased mother trying to make contact with me from beyond the grave. It took me a moment to realise that the soft voice was from the music my neighbours were playing. FML


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On 06/25/2012 at 10:59pm - misc - by hearingthings (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

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You should probably drink a little(or a lot) less.

#2 - On 06/26/2012 at 2:58am by loserboii

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I'm sorry about your mother, OP. But I hear it isn't uncommon to want to be contacted or given a sign from a dead loved one, drunk or not. Don't feel too bad.

#6 - On 06/26/2012 at 3:06am by nevershoutkendal

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