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Today, my friend showed off her new tattoo, which is supposed to say "bad bitch" in Italian, and I had to point out that it actually says "defective female". Her response was to cuss me out and inform me that I'm no longer part of her social circle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29061) - you deserved it (3316)

On 06/21/2012 at 4:28pm - misc - by tubby (woman) - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)

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Not your problem she's defective

#2 - On 06/21/2012 at 6:35pm by joeymo304

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hey its her fault she's a bitch

#1 - On 06/21/2012 at 6:35pm by NIRVANA1990s

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