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Today, I was once again passed over for a promotion. I'm now the assistant to a kid who has failed to meet almost every single responsibility he's been given before. It's my job to make sure he's successful, and if he isn't, I'll lose my job. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27289) - you deserved it (2013)

On 06/18/2012 at 3:49pm - misc - by wenchfucker (man) - France (Lorraine)

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Talk to your boss about it. You could get a solution.

#2 - On 06/18/2012 at 8:20pm by ucoolgirl31

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Start looking for a new job. You are about to get fired.

#4 - On 06/18/2012 at 8:22pm by wlddog

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