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Today, I went bra shopping with my mother. She insisted that I try on a bunch of push-up bras, and I told her I didn't want to, because it's false advertising. She looked at me and said that I need all the help I can get. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23484) - you deserved it (4040)

On 06/17/2012 at 3:11am - misc - by historyfreak_17 - United States (Michigan)

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You're beautiful just the way you are. Remind your mom that you have a magnificent ass.

(I hope my "sensitive male" comments help me get laid;) )

#7 - On 06/17/2012 at 6:21am by perdix

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Just stick to your beliefs and you'll get a guy who like you without the pushup bra:)

#2 - On 06/17/2012 at 6:16am by ALlamaOnFire

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