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Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29004) - you deserved it (1972)

On 06/16/2012 at 10:08pm - misc - by mystery - United States (Arizona)

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It's sad that technology has become this interfering with our lives.

#2 - On 06/17/2012 at 2:12am by BitchPlease18

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if she didnt tell you, are you sure you're the father?

#4 - On 06/17/2012 at 2:12am by mhud4911

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