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FML - The follow-up

Today, while giving my fiancé a hand-job, my ring got stuck in his pubes. We had to awkwardly get to the kitchen to get scissors. FML

Mega_bug Say more :
Guys, calm down. Yes, I was giving him a handjob, big deal. Ever heard of foreplay? "Sexy-time" had just started. Trust me, we were getting to the rest. And we have been engaged long enough that I was used to the ring and didn't notice that I still had it on.
By Mega_bug / Sunday 17 June 2012 02:14 / United States - Bremerton
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  iStrukk  |  7

Really? Because I thought hand jobs were turn ons? Plus he got a free man-scape. It was a two birds with one stone situation. Or should I say two birds with one boner?;)

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  iStrukk  |  7

32- there won't be a fight. This is a website of funny situations were everyone is entitled to an opinion, I may not agree with others but that's because it's an opinion. He is trying to instigate a fight and tell me what's going to happen when honestly 98% of the users could give a fuck less about what either of us have to say. I don't fight, I make logical appeals and walk away. Sorry to disappoint.

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  iStrukk  |  7

60 - it's because of the faggots who sneak shit in, that means they aren't meeting their profit quota and they raise the prices. I work at a theater. I have for a long time.

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  AbbyAbyss  |  5

75- I don't kill them with poison though, I just put a sleeping drug into it so I can make their skin into party streamers and use their insides to make cupcakes-- I MEAN I POKE THEM... With a scalpel...

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  lorenzoman77  |  7

Yea he did, he got banned from saying [email protected] I feel bad :( its in his about me.

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  hatesfate  |  6

42 - your first post wasnt an opinion it was a statement... Also your response back was the hostile instigating post... Your first post was a response in which you tried to be clever (statement) but failed miserably (opinion)

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  AlexV17  |  0

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  lorenzoman77  |  7

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  siickman  |  7

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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44 is suggesting that since they are so incapable of doing simple couple things together, that the honey moon will likely be exceedingly more disastrous (as it is a bigger event than a hand job). The OP was very specific about their marital status, also (they are engaged), so with all that in mind . . . it is relevant.

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  iHeartRKO  |  5

Your face is invalid.... Oh wait that's your phone covering up a portion of it... Fiancé giving a handjob means wedding in the midst so yea the persons comment is valid

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  siickman  |  7

Wow im a dumb ass ... I didnt even notice they were engaged, i deserve all the thumbs down i get :/ oh well lol i guess the -11 thumbs on 44's comment made it more like an irrelevant post in my view

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  AsianCookie247  |  14

No, 11, nobody was watching her give her fiancé a handjob because that would be fucking weird. Even if someone was watching, then they wouldn't have had to try and get to the kitchen in the awkward position they were in. I'm still in shock that you'd even ask such a stupid question.

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  iHeartRKO  |  5

My comment was moderated because I said a nationality as a form of not knowing what they are talking about.. But people call other people on here retarded or stupid which is bullying and leads to suicide or murderous intentions .. Therefore concluding go moderate people with intentions of bullying rather than my innocent comment .. Show respect FML

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