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Today, I was at a big family reunion at my aunt's place. Before dinner, I went outside in the garden for a smoke. Through the kitchen window, I saw my cousin spit in the soup. Twice. My aunt patted his back and continued stirring. FML


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On 06/13/2012 at 2:13am - misc - by eww - Austria (Wien)

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Take the liberty to piss in the soup u make when they go to your place :)

#1 - On 06/13/2012 at 6:29am by pavlovaaLOVE

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lovely family you have there...

and: i'm from austria too. i don't know why, but i love reading fmls from my country!

#2 - On 06/13/2012 at 6:30am by yoursucklives

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