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Today, it was my first time meeting my fiancé's parents. My future mother-in-law had cooked steak, hearing it was my favourite food. I somehow managed to bite my tongue, and then blurt out "F*ck!" just after she asked me how it was. FML
Don't feel bad everyone has done something like that at some point or other in their life
In a situation like this it is always best to continue speaking (and not hold your tongue, as the saying goes.
Mum in law " How is it"
OP "Fuck *slight pause* ...ing awesome!!! My taste buds just ejaculated all over my tongue"
OK, you can leave the second line out when talking to the inlaws, but you get the picture, right? Practice will perfect the skill.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 22 May 2015