By perfectman - 12/06/2012 10:34 - Australia - Sydney
Same thing different taste
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Meet the family
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Nervous gas
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How do people get to the point of engagement without meeting the parents?
I don't really see this as an FML. You just explain that you bit your tongue, apologize for the profanity, and then give your actual opinion of the steak. Life un-effed. :)
Actually it was Frck. Those crazy New South Welshmen.
Watch your tongue...
FCK! -ING DELISHUS!
Wait, you're getting married to someone who's parents youve never even met? How typical of this generation.
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Don't feel bad everyone has done something like that at some point or other in their life
In a situation like this it is always best to continue speaking (and not hold your tongue, as the saying goes. e.g. Mum in law " How is it" OP "**** *slight pause* ...ing awesome!!! My taste buds just ejaculated all over my tongue" OK, you can leave the second line out when talking to the inlaws, but you get the picture, right? Practice will perfect the skill. FYL