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Today, I was running late and couldn't find my purse anywhere. My sleep-deprived brain came up with the brilliant idea of trying to phone it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19348) - you deserved it (4725)

On 06/08/2012 at 5:30pm - misc - by PEGASISTER FOR LIIIIIIIIFFFFFEEEEE!!!!! (woman) - Mexico

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scumbag purse not answering phone calls

#1 - On 06/08/2012 at 8:29pm by catherine012

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Is that the new iPurse?

#6 - On 06/08/2012 at 8:32pm by LilBobby

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