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Today, I woke up after a night of partying and heavy drinking. Apparently word travels quickly, because everyone now knows that I spent hours lying in an empty bathtub, rubbing shampoo over my body with the expectation that it'd increase my penis size. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7193) - you deserved it (29766)

On 06/03/2012 at 1:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Spain (Castilla y Leon)

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Wtf, you're supposed to use conditioner to do that. Duh

#1 - On 06/03/2012 at 6:38pm by mpsteve137

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Are you the same guy who believes a kick to the balls is a form of birth control?

#7 - On 06/03/2012 at 6:43pm by NoorFML

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