Today, I woke up after a night of partying and heavy drinking. Apparently word travels quickly, because everyone now knows that I spent hours lying in an empty bathtub, rubbing shampoo over my body with the expectation that it'd increase my penis size. FML

by Anonymous / 06/03/2012 at 1:43pm / Spain (Castilla y Leon) / Miscellaneous

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  • Wtf, you're supposed to use conditioner to do that. Duh

    #1 - On 06/03/2012 at 6:38pm by mpsteve137

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  • Are you the same guy who believes a kick to the balls is a form of birth control?

    #7 - On 06/03/2012 at 6:43pm by NoorFML

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