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Today, I woke up after a night of partying and heavy drinking. Apparently word travels quickly, because everyone now knows that I spent hours lying in an empty bathtub, rubbing shampoo over my body with the expectation that it'd increase my penis size. FML
Wtf, you're supposed to use conditioner to do that. Duh
Are you the same guy who believes a kick to the balls is a form of birth control?
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