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Today, I was driving home, when some kid on a motorbike shot in front of me from the pavement, almost running me off the road. When I confronted him, he screamed, "Watch where you're going next time!" If I could flush every last one of these human turds from the toilet of life, I would. FML
Very cleverly worded, my friend. Well done.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 22 May 2015