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Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous and fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, and grounded me for an entire month. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32574) - you deserved it (5444)

On 05/27/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by namenlos (man) - Australia

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You did the right thing. We need to rid of these attention seeking whores.

#1 - On 05/27/2012 at 7:05pm by SkoomaKi

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At least you didn't steal the picture and photo shop it so she really did look hideous & fat...I would've!

#3 - On 05/27/2012 at 7:06pm by freshlybreezy

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