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Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16475) - you deserved it (1538)

On 05/27/2012 at 4:00am - misc - by cloudberry - United States (New York)

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shit just got real.

#2 - On 05/27/2012 at 10:02am by Jiinxx

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We're you lying to her? Or does she only think you're a loser?

#1 - On 05/27/2012 at 10:01am by JayChuckles

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+55 | 4

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