Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML
I agree, your life sucks (16475) - you deserved it (1538)
On 05/27/2012 at 4:00am - misc - by cloudberry - United States (New York)
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I…
anon also deserved itToday, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
shit just got real.
#2 - On 05/27/2012 at 10:02am by Jiinxx
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+77 | 8
We're you lying to her? Or does she only think you're a loser?
#1 - On 05/27/2012 at 10:01am by JayChuckles
+55 | 4
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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