Today, in the middle of a localised drought, and an accompanying hosepipe ban, my mother has decided that she still needs to water her lawn. To balance out the water usage, she's placed a complete ban on the use of our shower until the weather lets up. FML

by gazza / 05/26/2012 at 4:41pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Miscellaneous

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  • Protest by pissing on her grass, if she asks why just say you're "emptying the water cannon".

    #2 - On 05/26/2012 at 7:33pm by SkoomaKi

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  • Your mom sounds like an idiot.

    #5 - On 05/26/2012 at 7:34pm by littlecuntcats

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