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Today, the mailman delivered my new phone to my neighbour's house. This was okay, because he left a note in my mailbox informing me so. Now my crazy neighbour won't give me the package because, "*I* signed for it!" FML

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First, call the police because the package has your name not your neighbor's.
Second, call the mail company to complain about the mailman and follow up on the complaint.

#4 - On 05/24/2012 at 7:20pm by moodi

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Honestly, how old is your neighbor? Because he's acting like he's ten.

'Finders keepers' doesn't apply in thr real world. You should give him a high five.

In the face.

With your mailbox.

#8 - On 05/24/2012 at 7:22pm by ManInTheMachine

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