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Today, the mailman delivered my new phone to my neighbour's house. This was okay, because he left a note in my mailbox informing me so. Now my crazy neighbour won't give me the package because, "*I* signed for it!" FML
First, call the police because the package has your name not your neighbor's.
Second, call the mail company to complain about the mailman and follow up on the complaint.
Honestly, how old is your neighbor? Because he's acting like he's ten.
'Finders keepers' doesn't apply in thr real world. You should give him a high five.
In the face.
With your mailbox.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016