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Today, I read an article on babies dying after being accidentally left in cars in the sun. On my lunch break, I decided to walk around the parking lot, checking to see that no kids were abandoned in cars. A guy gave me a smack for looking through his car window. FML

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That's what you get for creeping.

#3 - On 05/21/2012 at 1:00pm by krad204

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It you SEE a baby in a car, call the police. Do not actively go in search of it. You are not a super hero, just annoying.
I've read that people trapped in a fire can die; I do not go around looking for fires I can rescue people from. There are people who actually do that for a living. They are called "professionals".

#9 - On 05/21/2012 at 1:02pm by evilplatypus

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