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They are annoying. It doesn't matter if I used to be one, people can look at their past selves and be like "Wow I was an idiot back then."

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You finished just in time for the show! Get some baby ear plugs, do they have those? O crap my emoji is gone!

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join the club -.- literally in the process of trying to get her back to sleep...wait can't this douche bags wait til Sunday ??

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oo for those ppl who say pics or it didn't happen..give me ur email..i'll send u a video of my schreeching baby ..lol

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That is what parenting is about. Im sure your baby would've been awake soon regardless of the fireworks since the baby is sick.

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72 no matter how well anyone takes care of their kid, it's going to get sick. unless you keep them in a bubble. it's also actually good in a way for babies to get sick because it builds up their immune system.

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Yeah I can imagine how sacred the baby felt when the baby heard the laud noises.......awwwe :-( I would of been piseed I though

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Oops! I didn't mean to shake the baby! I meant to say shake the baby gently!! Sorry for the confusion everybody.

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i think 48 meant shake like caress and gently move him from side to side singing rockabye baby...

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everyone, when he says shake the baby Im pretty sure he means rock it in that way that kind of makes it move in sort of soft shaking motions. every parent does it but I'm not sure what the word for it is. kind of like how you "shake" your legs. only with your arms.. if that makes sense haha

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My 2 month old has seen/ heard fireworks and listens to Harleys everyday and she has yet to cry about it. op- Sorry you're having trouble, I know it's tough

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If I were you, I'd go up to my neighbor and be all like, "Aey! Don't wake my kid up with your fireworks or I'll kick you square in the nuts!"

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what u do is take a roman candle and aim it at their face... hmm but then ud have to crying babies

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72- have you had a baby? cuz no matter what you do babies get sick. o.p. I feel you on that, my neighbors started popping fireworks a month before new years and they did something to make them louder and then would see who can activate the most car alarms. so I threw dirty diapers at the bastards :)

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They are annoying. It doesn't matter if I used to be one, people can look at their past selves and be like "Wow I was an idiot back then."

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Why? Because their parents complain about things like a couple of people test firing fireworks a few days before the 4th, and get indignant when they can't get any sleep because they made a choice to have a child?

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77 you make it sound like it's the fault of the parent for having the child. she takes care of her kid for 2 hours and did what she needed to do, the neighbors shouldn't have disturbed the neighborhood with their fireworks because that's why her baby isn't getting rest. yeah yeah it's a free country and people can blow their fireworks but in most places it's illegal to do fireworks unless it's the 4th. most people just don't realize that restriction.

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and she wasn't even complaining about herself getting sleep, she never said "I now can't sleep because my baby can't sleep" it was all about her baby being sick and cranky because it couldn't sleep.

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78 - Um, it is the fault of the parent for having the child. Unless there was a mistake of some sort, and I only qualify it as a mistake if her birth control and his condom failed, she chose to have a child. Therefor it should not come as a shock that there will occasionally be noises that will wake your child up. Yeah, it sucks that it screams and cries, and that you can't sleep. But you decided to have a child. I don't really enjoy people setting fireworks off two days early, but let'

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Oh, and before I get the usual bingo bs: "I'll understand when I have a child of my own." - Not planning on it, for this exact reason. "The world is better off without someone like me raising a child." I don't hate children, I just don't plan on having any of my own, because they are an inconvenience. There are already plenty of people raising children who shouldn't be, or don't think it's a great idea anymore, why add to the stack. And, no, I don't empat

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It did not come as a shock, I'm sure she expected it because it's probably not the first time something has woke up the baby. She's not going insane saying i hate this job, i cant sleep, or something like that about having her kid. She's simply complaining about it as everyone does about everyday things. For example, you choose to go out and meet people and there's going to be stupid people you don't like which is an aspect of meeting them, but that doesn't stop you from finding nice people you

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No, I'm not saying having a kid is wrong if you don't enjoy every part of it, but I'm saying some things are to be expected. Like if I went to see Toy Story 3 and there were a bunch of children talking, and screaming. I wouldn't go home and say "Paid $10 to see Toy Story 3, children talked the entire time. FML" Because it's a children's movie. It targets children. So it would be irrational to complain about that because it's to be expected. Just as it's really not that shocking that a

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thecoolestever1 your a very ingnorant persons...and you shouldn't be talking you look like a baby yourself

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105 - Clearly. It must hurt to find out there are women out there who aren't interested in being in a relationship solely for the purpose of bearing your brain dead spawn.

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If the person says they hate taking care of their kid like changing diapers or feeding it or having to put it to sleep or something along those lines, i can agree that they deserve it for having the child but in OP's case she was just complaining about fireworks that were out of her control that gave her stress. In my case if fireworks went off before the 4th it's unexpected because my citys laws enforce that fireworks are only to be set off on the 4th and I haven't heard any yet so it's a possi

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Honestly, I'm more aggravated by the attitude that having children is so wonderful, everyone should want to do so. Anyone who doesn't like them, or want to have them is insipid. that attitude is ridiculously prevalent. I actually do get this woman's frustration, but I think that it's part of what comes with choosing to have a child. I also think it's a bit silly that the common suggestion is to fire fireworks back in her face, or call the cops on the neighbors shooting off fireworks around

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So 106, I'm ignorant for not liking babies? I love how I get hated on for throwing out my opinion. I'm pretty sure quite a few people don't like babies. That doesn't make them ignorant, it's just kinda annoying to put up with them.

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I don't think she was implying that people should be aware of her sick baby and should stop their lives for her, but was saying that it was inconvenient and frustrating that right when her baby finally fell asleep, there was a disturbance that brought it back up. It's only human nature to immediately blame it on someone else if that was the case. But we'll never know what was really going through OP's head unless she comes and tries to reason with us about what she was thinking. I respect you al

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well if u don't like babies it was better to say I don't like babies than saying I hate babies that's just wrong o.O

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Personally, I don't hate children, I just don't particularly care to deal with some of the financial burden, emotional drain, and other things that come with having them. I fully intend to spoil my best friend's children rotten, with her approval. But I will not change my mind about having my own. And as you've said, FML is vague at best, being on line long we really don't have all the details required to make more than a basic judgment based on the original comment and the responses to i

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I don't like babies either it's not a crime. I would never hurt one. but as for caring all the time I'll pass. now baby animals are too cute for words!!

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94 fuck you, child or not it's illegal to set off fireworks before the 4th in many places. not to mention babies aside I don't want assholes setting fireworks off on a day other than holiday. OP you can call the police, they can stop it because it's disturbing the peace of the neighboorhood when I was 14 somone was having a party outside with loud music the day before a final called police (they should have a non crisis number) and it ended fast- within one hour or so.

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this FML is missing one thing. In Soviet Russia, baby set off fireworks and awakens sick neighbor! I'm sorry, I just HAD to do it

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thecoolestever1 YOU are IGNORANT for using the word "Hate" its a strong word especially if you use it on an innocent child that was just brought to the world babies are just little angels that do nothing wrong to anyone.... also you could of said "I Dnt like babies" but lookig at you I can tell that you ahve no idea if what you even say

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just because something is "to be expected" doesn't mean people shouldn't be allowed to complain about it. it is "to be expected" that parents will complain when other people cause their babies to wake up and cry. every parent does that whether they wanted the baby or not so maybe you shouldn't complain about it so much.

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there is nothing wrong with disliking children, they can be really annoying and I plan on not having any. but I most likely will later on in my life but right mow I couldn't care less.

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there is nothing wrong with hating babies, either. it's an opinion and means you need to be extra careful about birth control so you don't wind up regretting the next 18 years of your life.

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Emrysa. Go write your damn novels elsewhere. This isn't wwwdoteverybody-wants-to-know-what-emrysa-thinksdotcom. Its FML. In her opinion, this was "fucked". Don't agree? Mark YDI and move on. Or write a simple comment. But holy shit, not so much, no one gives a flying fuck.

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your an idiot babies hate you too, I hate when people do things like that and wake my son up that's why I just go to there house and make them stfu (: it works trust me :D

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#2 You are not the coolest ever your a fucking idiot. I hope you never have kids because I would feel very sorry for them to have a dumbass parent like yourself. All the people saying it's the OP's fault for having a kid are fucking stupid. They probably decided to have a child and it's not their fault they have asshole neighbors. If you want to shoot off fireworks, do it at a park or something not where you might disturb your neighbors.

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Most of you guys are idiots. It's not about faults. It's about the child. How about your freaking parent takes that attitude. Your sick and finally get some sleep, then some dumbass sets off fireworks and wakes people up. It's illegal meaning don't do it, and you should get in trouble if you do. having children is not about a fault. It's about responsibility. This person was being responsible. They have every freaking right to say fml because their BABY is SICK and got woken up. It's a baby. The

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CHILDREN ARE NOT ACCIDENTS YOU DUMB ASS. you not having children is a good thing. You are beyond not mature enough. Children are not an inconvenience. Idiotic people like you are an inconvenience.

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You can't look at your baby self and say damn I was annoying. That's stupid. Think before you say offensive and rude things.

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You're the idiot and so is anyone else who hates babies. If you think they're annoying, then you're really a sensitive little prick who let's anything get to you. Babies don't know any better, they just cry when they're tired, hungry, thirsty, etc.. It doesn't mean the baby is an idiot. ALL babies do it. The annoying ones are the 3 year olds who scream in restaurants... Moron

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You just got de-complimented! I'm pretty sure no guy wants to hear that he looks like Nick Jonas. Even Nick Jonas doesn't want to hear that...

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actually Nick Jonas is not an unattractive person. just the fact that he's in the Jonas brothers makes being called Nick Jonas insulting haha

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I know the feeling. The assholes next door have been celebrating July 4th for the last month. They scare the crap out of my 2 year old. I'm with this guy, a bottle rocket suppository may be just what the doctor ordered.

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aaaaaw sheeyat I got me some supporters! FuCK WIT ME FUCK WIT ME! lol jkjk  eez all jokhes *phleghm*

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I know what you mean, but it's his neighborhood too. If he's allowed to shoot them off, he's allowed to shoot them off. Sorry if it scares your kid, but he's not exactly being an asshole unless he's doing it to purposely scare him. Nobody is obligated to cater to your kid's fears.

that does suck... boo your neighbor!! I hate when you FINALLY get baby down and something/someone retarted wakes um up!

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I agree that your life sucks! I am a Mom too and have often thought of burying the neighbors in my basement after something like that happens.

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